COMES IN A CAN

Inspired by some bizarre canned foods I've come across lately I thought I'd do what any normal person would, make a blog about it.

permalink I think canned headcheese may be the only thing that sounds less appetizing than mole crickets.

I think canned headcheese may be the only thing that sounds less appetizing than mole crickets.

permalink A cheeseburger in a can.  Really?  REALLY?!?!  This is why we’re fat.
I also do not for one single second believe that a cheeseburger comes out of a can looking like that. It doesn’t even come out of a McDonald’s bag looking like that.

A cheeseburger in a can.  Really?  REALLY?!?!  This is why we’re fat.

I also do not for one single second believe that a cheeseburger comes out of a can looking like that. It doesn’t even come out of a McDonald’s bag looking like that.

permalink Yes, I’ll take “Canned Food Item or Gay Porn” for $1000 Alex.

Yes, I’ll take “Canned Food Item or Gay Porn” for $1000 Alex.

permalink Holy mole!  I think I just founded a new diet plan:  remove mole packaging, make color copies, stick on all other food products in your house.  Guaranteed to have your bikini body back by summer next week!

Holy mole!  I think I just founded a new diet plan:  remove mole packaging, make color copies, stick on all other food products in your house.  Guaranteed to have your bikini body back by summer next week!

permalink Now with more penguin!

disgustingthingsihaveeaten:

Whale Meat

Now with more penguin!

disgustingthingsihaveeaten:

Whale Meat

permalink Yes, I know how we can make our canned meats sound more appetizing, clever rhyming.

akubizone:

MEAT

Yes, I know how we can make our canned meats sound more appetizing, clever rhyming.

akubizone:

MEAT

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Guess what also comes in a can?!  Harmful chemicals!

katiedoeslife:

The Undeniable Truth About Plastics And Canned Foods

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Think it’s made of Wookie?

rocketpunch:

Star Wars Canned Meat

permalink They just don’t make high quality foodstuffs like this anymore.

onthetrolley:

Via: Community Livejournal

They just don’t make high quality foodstuffs like this anymore.

onthetrolley:

Via: Community Livejournal

permalink I’m hoping there’s just something lost in translation here.

I’m hoping there’s just something lost in translation here.